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Armani Exchange encourages you to embrace your sporty side with this matte black bracelet watch. Boldly styled and designed for maximum durability, it's a game changer.

Just use, then toss.

Strong, flexible plastic.

Both 12 and 16 in bags fit standard tips and couplers.

Also perfect for melting Candy Melts in the microwave.

Instructions included.

A clean, bold face and leather strap lend classic style to this TW Steel watch.

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100 percent polyester; machine washable on cold setting; do not iron

Features printed cirles in bold colors on a textured ground

Liner and hooks not included

Measures 70 inches wide by 72 inches long