Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition

Don't settle for a single strand. ABS by Allen Schwartz's torsade necklace ups the glamour factor with chains and rhinstones. Clasp on the collar and captivate at cocktail hour.

Nipples, collars, valves, and sippy cup spouts and handles are interchangeable on all Born Free bottles and transition cups

High-heat resistant bottle is top and bottom-rack dishwasher safe and can be boiled for 5 minutes to sterilize

Soft silicone nipple available in 5 flow rates: Level 1 (slow flow), Level 2 (medium flow), Level 3 (fast flow), Y-Cut (fast flow - suitable for baby cereal), Variable Flow (3-stages in 1)

Bottles available ...

Chronograph 40 mm white ceramic stainless steel bezel

Hour, minute, second, day, date, chronograph, anti reflective sapphire crystal

Black dial

Black silicone strap

Water-resistant to 660 feet (200 M)