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Gorgeous, gilded creation with solar-powered tech, by Seiko. Crafted of gold-tone stainless steel bracelet and round case. Champagne dial features applied stick indices, gold-tone hour and minute hands, and logo at twelve o'clock. Solar-powered quartz movement. Water resistant to 50 meters. Three-year limited warranty.