CytoSport Monster Milk Strawberries n' Creme, 2-Pound Tub

"A classic style to keep you dry from the elements. CottonBrim, about 2""Dry cleanImported"

Increases your awesomeabilityness.

If your Grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist

You know the smell of fear? It is the opposite of that smell.

Plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain

Increases your ability to sense other dimensions.

Back folds down for easy storage and transport

Full length permanent armrest

Detachable footrests

Larger rear wheels for better performance on uneven outdoor surfaces

Weighs only 22 lbs (10 kg)