A Poetry Handbook

Seconds count. Don't miss a single one with this analog-digital watch by Tommy Hilfiger. Black silicone bracelet and round black ion-plated stainless steel case. Black dial features luminous numerals at twelve, three, six and nine o'clock, stick indices, minute track, three hands and two positive display digital dials. Quartz and digitatl movement. Water resistant to 30 meters. Ten-year limited warranty.

There is only one question that really counts, is it Fact or Crap?